hennnypotter:

I have long suffered from facial hair envy. I wish I could grow and maintain a beard and mustache. This dude did not help. How amazing was his junk in the movie! His beard stole every scene he was in. And now this. Excuse me while I cry in the corner for five min.

MY FAVORITE

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cocoroachchanel:

Leonid Meteor Strom, as seen over North America in the night of November 12./13., 1833. By E. Weiß.  Published 1888

lionskeleton:

Cliff Briggie

GPOMOTHAFUCKIN’Y

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And while my new (attractive, straight, male) roommate is getting laid, LOUDLY in very close proximity…

I just drank 7 month old beer and some OKC dude is spamming messages to me that start with “hey! sexy lips!” and I’ve resorted to texting winking emoticons to the cute guy I’ve been “talking to” so I have a prayer of getting said roommate back for his grievous error of sleeping with another girl besides me, WHILE HE KNOWS I’M HOME, and god damnit I need to get laid, and soon

I’ve felt ~~Forever Alone~~ before, but never quite so acutely as tonight

thatkindofwoman:

||supercon||

Hal: Well, let’s say that since you were little, you always dreamed of getting a lion. And you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait, but the lion doesn’t come. And along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the giraffe. 

Oliver: I’d wait for the lion. 

 

thedailywhat:

Houte Cature of the Day: Dress your cat up like a newsie with Etsy seller CatAtelier’s herringbone wool blend Newsboy Cap!

(Note: Your cats desire to dress up like a newsie may vary.)

[laughingsquid.]

dying

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